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xxmisty:

meuwlins:

imjohnlocked:

I just imagine John using the “3 years” card for everything now

“I don’t want to eat”

“I CRIED FOR YOU FOR 3 YEARS AND YOU CANT EAT A FUCKING TOAST?”

“I dont want to wear the death frisbee”

“3 YEARS SHERLOCK”

“I don’t want to top”

“T-H-R-E-E Y-E-A-R-S”

i thought this was homestuck

SAME I’VE BEEN SITTING HERE TRYING TO WORK OUT WHO JOHN EGBERT WAS MAKING TOAST FOR

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the-mighty-moriarty:

songofages:

weepingdemon:

weepingangelcastiel:

para-moriarty:

stephizard:

bamfinajumper:

pale-fire:

I wonder if Hiddleston and Cumberbatch ever get together just to hang out and polish their cheekbones.

Polish their cheekbones.

I wonder if Matt Smith ever comes with them?

I bet Colin Morgan joins them, too.

Cheekbone polishing parties

The Cheekbone Club.

The Fellowship of Cheekbones

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soolooxcoopter:

obesealpaca:

When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know

Those fries could be salted with tears

So you’re the fucker who slows down the drive through

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I can’t explain the smile that appears on my face when you talk to me.

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8oo:

i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color

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sagarnaga:

how wonderful is it that we laugh because our bodies cannot contain the joy 

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gay-nations:

I remember on my 4th grade field trip my class was standing on a hill and my teacher said “lets roll out” and I was like oh ok so I stared rolling down the hill and I had to hold my teachers hand for the rest of the day

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