I just imagine John using the “3 years” card for everything now
“I don’t want to eat”
“I CRIED FOR YOU FOR 3 YEARS AND YOU CANT EAT A FUCKING TOAST?”
“I dont want to wear the death frisbee”
“3 YEARS SHERLOCK”
“I don’t want to top”
i thought this was homestuck
SAME I’VE BEEN SITTING HERE TRYING TO WORK OUT WHO JOHN EGBERT WAS MAKING TOAST FOR
I wonder if Hiddleston and Cumberbatch ever get together just to hang out and polish their cheekbones.
Polish their cheekbones.
I wonder if Matt Smith ever comes with them?
I bet Colin Morgan joins them, too.
Cheekbone polishing parties
The Cheekbone Club.
The Fellowship of Cheekbones
When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know
Those fries could be salted with tears
So you’re the fucker who slows down the drive through
how wonderful is it that we laugh because our bodies cannot contain the joy